This is Banglore!

This is Banglore!

Category	Rest ofIndia	Bangalore
Foot path	For pedestrians	For two-wheelers
Autos	Run on Petrol/CNG	Run on Kerosene /LPG
Places where you can fill petrol/Diesel	Petrol Pumps	Petrol Bunks (or Banks)
How do cops stop your vehicle	Wave hand	Stand in front of the moving vehicle
Bribe paid to police if caught without documents	100 Fixed rate	100 normally, 200 or more if you are an IT/Call centre guy.
Worst Enemy	Pakistan	TamilNadu
Most Hated person	Pervez Musharraf	Deve Gowda
Reasons for rioting	Religion/ sacking of cricket player	Water
Favourite pastime of residents	Discussing why politicians suck/ why Sourav was dropped?.	Counting potholes
Front Page news	How their undercover reporters exposed MP's.(Note: Bury the story if your channel/newspaper doesn't have the exclusive).	Reporting number of Potholes especially ones that lie in the way of Mr. Narayan Murthy/ The Prasad Biddappa(who is he?) summer/winter/ monsoon fashion tips.
What News Paper editorials talk about	Is dropping Ganguly good or bad for Indian cricket?.	How closing pubs at 11 affect the IT industry.
English Spoken	With regional accent	With California / New York accent.
Languages Spoken	Hindi/English/ Regional	Every language on the planet.
Reasons for traffic Jams	Cows on the road	Flyover construction/ VIP visiting Infosys/ Infosys buses
Land grabbers	Mafia/Politicians	Software Firms
Historical Sites	Statues/ Buildings/ Temples	Half constructed Flyovers.
Frequent Complaints about Govt Departments	Corrupt/ Lazy etc	Don't have websites, Emails bounce